This admissions season has been our most competitive one yet, and our school welcomed many highly qualified applicants. While we are thrilled to expand, it recently came to our attention that we overenrolled. Therefore, starting next week, the juniors will begin attending classes at our Pottersville Branch Campus, alternating between mornings in Basking Ridge and afternoons in Pottersville. A daily shuttle will be provided and will run on time, probably.

The junior class was promptly renamed Form PV Branch Cohort, a name that had many stunned with pride. “You can’t be serious,” said one junior, who declined to give her name while school officials quickly ushered her to the shuttle. Meanwhile, there is already budding excitement with the revelation that the Pottersville cafeteria menu will only serve porridge for lunch. 

Though some have expressed concerns, Director of Enrollment Management Edwin Núñez assured them it was fine, before adding, “I am just saying, this wouldn’t happen at Lawrenceville.”

To view a detailed map of the shuttle pickup and dropoff locations, please click here. Please note that due to the remote setting, bear experts would like to remind students not to agitate the local wildlife.